February 19, 2007...4:40 pm
Numerology Proves Barack Obama is the Antichrist
****** NB: To save me repeating myself again and again, be aware that this post employs SATIRE. Read the post, the comments and my responses properly before adding yet another stupid comment.******
Also, I’d really appreciate it if somebody read something OTHER than this post for a change. Go on. I’ve got some good uns!
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Well, after everything I’ve said in other posts, I’ve changed my mind. I got this comment on my blog the other day…
“the anti-christ has the numver 666.
check out the sum of VICARIVS FILII DEI in roman numerals.
It adds up to 666!it was written on the pope’s chiara… long ago. but they changed it now.”
It was THEN that I realised that Numerology had the key to the Barack Obama mystery! So here it is: PROOF!!
Barack Obama was born on 8/4/1961. If you use that guy’s Roman Numerals technique (add up all the letters that have a value in Roman Numerals, e.g. V = 5, L=50, etc), the word “ELECTION” gives you 151. If you add the individual digits, you get 7. If you then take this away from Barack Obama’s birth-year (1961), you get 1954.
You tracking with me? Good…
Now, if you implement the Roman Numeral Technique above you get the following -
DEMOCRATIC = 171
CANDIDATE = 1011 (we’ll ignore the 0, giving 111)
BARACK = 100
HVSSEIN = (No ‘U’ in Latin, remember!) 6
OBAMA = 1000
Now if you add them all up, you get 1288. If you take that 1288 away from 1954, guess what you get?
666!!!!!!
This is incredible. Please tell all your Republican friends.
IMPORTANT NOTE FOR THE HARD OF THINKING - The reason this works is not because it is in some way an amazing co-incidence, but because I spent all day trying to find a way to make it fit.
Try your own name!! You could be the Antichrist too!!
106 Comments
February 19, 2007 at 5:05 pm
That is so silly.George Bush is the Anti-Christ.The devil is sitting in the White House now.
February 19, 2007 at 8:01 pm
George Bush can’t e the anti-Christ–he has no Roman numerals in his name.
February 20, 2007 at 12:50 pm
Silly liberal. Republicans and conservatism isn’t about being religious, although they do tend to share beliefs. I consider myself republican and conservative because I share many of the same points of view (abortion, monetary policy, foreign policy, etc.). However I am not religious, and in fact am a staunch athiest who finds the whole idea of a supreme being to be just silly.
As almost always, your logic is faulty. You equate republicans and religion as being one in the same, they are not. This is why liberals and democrats tend to be laughed at by anyone with a little bit of wisdom and intelligence.
February 20, 2007 at 12:53 pm
I knew Obama couldn’t be trusted…lol.
But seriously, Obama is going to have a rough run of it this time around. The media will eventually have to decide who it loves more, him or Hillary, and I am betting he comes out on the losing end (a la Howard Dean).
Plus Obama got lucky last time around when the divorce records of his opponent were unsealed and revealed some creepy sexual preferences (wife swapping I believe). So instead of running against the strong candidate that was expected to win he ran against an interloping Alan Keyes- easy win. This will be his first real federal race, and I don’t think he is ready for it.
-J. Kaiser
February 20, 2007 at 12:58 pm
Well, Me, if you’d taken the time to read the other posts leading up to this one, you’d realise that what I am doing here is poking fun at the prevalent mindset that extreme right wing republican conservatives have of the Democrats while simultaneously poking fun at the extreme left wing Democrats’ views of Republicans. I am neither (I live in Scotland!) and have a dim view of the political polarisation I see in the American political and religious systems.
February 20, 2007 at 1:02 pm
Yeah, totaltransformation, I agree that he doesn’t stand much of a chance against Mrs C. Alan Keyes was a bit of a break for him. I just find it hilarious how many people are eager to prove he’s the antichrist. I’m a christian myself, but I just don’t think it’s helpful to be debating this stuff. How ironic that I’m being drawn into the debate by bringing attention to something I considered to be a waste of time!
February 20, 2007 at 2:02 pm
so it is true!! i knew it! Obama, Jesus is coming on a white horse and he’s going to strike you down as you head for the White House bucko!!! YOU’VE BEEN WARNED!!!!
February 20, 2007 at 2:12 pm
Jeremy, mate, you are NOT helping…
February 20, 2007 at 5:55 pm
mwwwahahahahahaa…
February 20, 2007 at 8:45 pm
“Try your own name!! You could be the Antichrist too!!”
Iain, you’re naughty!
February 20, 2007 at 9:55 pm
Yeah, I know…. Sorry!
I just love the fact that that dude called me a silly liberal! Hahahah!! Oh, man… I need to stop this…
February 21, 2007 at 1:06 pm
silly liberal, truth is for conservatives!
February 21, 2007 at 3:13 pm
Indeed! Let the filthy liberals drown in the cesspool of their silliness and lies!
You know what, nobody has EVER called me a liberal before. Maybe I should become one. I’ll bet I’d make a good one.
Come to think of it, I’ve never been called a conservative either. I must choose the path I will follow! No lily-livered fence-sitting! Forsooth!
February 21, 2007 at 8:04 pm
you said forsooth. GAY.
February 22, 2007 at 5:53 am
“you said forsooth. GAY.”
Yeah, but he’s a Scot. I think with the accent, he can say “forsooth” and not sound gay. They say “whilst,” too. And to-MAH-to.
February 22, 2007 at 7:43 am
It’s true. We’re gifted that way.
Karen, meet Jeremy. Jeremy, Karen.
Play nice, now…
February 23, 2007 at 3:20 pm
i refuse to play nice! i’m just surly like that.
February 23, 2007 at 6:33 pm
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July 2, 2007 at 4:13 am
barack is the chief angel lucifer.
his purple whore is clinton.
and america IS the evil nation, not the other way around.
now where is the J man?
well, 2000 years ago noone cared about J and
he got crucified. and again, noone cares about
him and the sad truths he speaks, in obscurity
July 3, 2007 at 3:25 am
Wow, mrmr. You’re a friendly fellow who just adores everyone, now, aren’t you? Ack!
July 11, 2007 at 8:39 am
im sorry, but in the Bible it tells us that the false prophets will be big in numerology and geneology. do not stray too far towards the numerology of this.
July 12, 2007 at 11:47 am
For crying out loud, don’t stray too far ANY of it!!!!
I was being brazenly facetious! It is not big, clever or right to call dates times or figures. All it ever does is make people look like idiots. It’s like these guys who say the end of the world will come at 10.37 next Thursday morning and on Thursday afternoon have to revise their date. Don’t go there! You will a) Almost certainly be wrong and b) Assist in bringing christianity into ridicule, just as I am ridiculing those that call dates and people.
Agggg.
August 6, 2007 at 8:34 am
what’s with the hoaxtradamous stuff?
yeah,
1 + 1 + 1 = 3
but if i subtract 1 then i get 2
and the number 2 is really evil
oh my God!!!!
August 6, 2007 at 8:41 am
one a real note
this is racist crap so as not to look racist
and
the real antichrist would have to be a conservative white male which is the only way to have america follow him
he will say all the RIGHT things
a wolf in sheeps clothing
August 6, 2007 at 8:53 am
JUST LOOK UP THE OLD CRAP WRITTEN
BY GUY LIKE JERRY FALWELL
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Antichrist Is Alive, And a Male Jew, Falwell Contends
January 16, 1999
The Rev. Jerry Falwell says the Antichrist is probably alive today and is a male Jew.
Mr. Falwell says he also believes that the second coming of Christ will probably happen within 10 years.
In a speech on Thursday about the concern people have expressed over the new millennium, Mr. Falwell told about 1,500 people at a conference on evangelism in Kingsport, Tenn., that the Antichrist is male and is a Jew.
”Who will the Antichrist be?” asked Mr. Falwell, whose Sunday services at Thomas Road Baptist Church in Lynchburg are carried by television stations nationwide. ”I don’t know. Nobody else knows.”
”Is he alive and here today?” he asked. ”Probably. Because when he appears during the Tribulation period he will be a full-grown counterfeit of Christ. Of course he’ll be Jewish. Of course he’ll pretend to be Christ. And if in fact the Lord is coming soon, and he’ll be an adult at the presentation of himself, he must be alive somewhere today.”
According to the Bible, the Antichrist will spread universal evil before the end of the world but will be finally conquered at the second coming of Christ.
Mr. Falwell said today in Williamsburg that he did not intend his statement to be anti-Jewish. He said he meant only that the Antichrist must be Jewish because Jesus Christ was a Jew.
”If he’s going to be the counterfeit of Christ, he has to be Jewish,” Mr. Falwell said.
August 6, 2007 at 9:49 am
LETS NOT FORGET THIS ONE
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DO YOU KNOW THAT BILL GATES’ REAL NAME IS WILLIAM HENRY GATES III? HIS OFFICIAL REAL NAME NOW IS BILL GATES III. SO WHAT’S SO EERIE ABOUT THIS NAME? OK, IF YOU TAKE ALL THE LETTERS IN BILL GATES III AND THEN CONVERT IT IN ASCIII CODE (American Standard Code for Information and Interchange) AND THEN ADD UP ALL THE NUMBERS YOU WILL GET 666 WHICH IS THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST!!! SICK!!! COINCIDENCE HUH? NOPE. TAKE WINDOWS 95 AND DO THE SAME PROCEDURE AND YOU WILL GET 666, TOO! AND THE SAME GOES FOR MS-DOS 6.31!!! SICKO, RIGHT!!!
OK THAT’S THE FIRST PART. NOW FOR THE SECOND PART… FOR THOSE FELLOWS WHO STILL HAVE THE OLD EXCEL ‘95 (NOT OFFICE ‘97) TRY THIS OUT:
1. Open a new file;
2. Scroll down until you see row 95;
3. Click on the Row 95 button, this will highlight the whole row;
4. Press tab to move to the second column;
5. Now, move your mouse and click on help THEN about microsoft excel;
6. press ctrl-alt-shift and click on the tech support button simultaneously;
7. A WINDOW WILL APPEAR WITH TITLE : THE HALL OF TORTURED SOULS… This is eerie … it has doom style format and you can walk around the hall … and on the sides of the walls are the names of the tortured souls…
8. NOW WALK UP THE STAIRS AND COME BACK DOWN, FACE THE BLANK WALL AND THEN TYPE EXCELKFA… this will open the blank wall to reveal another secret passage, walk through the passage and do not fall off… when you get to the end you will see something really eerie.. At this point in time, countless witnesses all over the world have verified this point… it’s really an eye-opener. It could be a joke by MS Programmers or is it really?
About Bill Gates and Microsoft: Proof that Bill Gates is the devil: The real name of Bill Gates is William Henry Gates III. Nowadays, he is known as Bill Gates (III), where III means order of the third (3rd). In converting the letters of his current name to ASCII- VALUES:
B - 66
I - 73
L - 76
L - 76
G - 71
A - 65
T - 84
E - 69
S - 83
I - 1
I - 1
I - 1
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666
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THE NUMBER OF THE DEVIL….We might ask, How did Bill Gates get so powerful???
August 7, 2007 at 1:46 pm
Heeheeheee! This stuff cracks me up! You know what though? I’m starting to wish I hadn’t opened this particular can of worms. Too many people read the title and think I’m for real.
August 7, 2007 at 2:29 pm
“I’m starting to wish I hadn’t opened this particular can of worms. Too many people read the title and think I’m for real.”
Most people who don’t have a screw loose can easily recognize that this post isn’t real.
August 8, 2007 at 6:45 pm
True, but sadly not that many people who don’t have a screw loose are reading this…
August 16, 2007 at 12:52 am
the world freaking world has a screw loose.
how do you think you get through the day?
August 16, 2007 at 12:53 am
just the fact that you started this blog shows how completely screwy you are.
August 16, 2007 at 12:50 pm
“the world freaking world has a screw loose.”
Wow. The world freaking world. That’s a world lot of world.
August 17, 2007 at 5:08 pm
Wow. The post that just won’t die.
Iain, where’ve you been, btw?
August 17, 2007 at 7:57 pm
Oh, just hiding in my eschatological bunker…
August 19, 2007 at 8:50 pm
LOL LOL. A lot of people do the same thing with the Word of God to make it say what they want.
January 2, 2008 at 3:40 am
The Bible says that the Anti-Christ will mimic Christ in every way, The fake messiah will be of the same heritage and since Obama is of Black Muslim on his father side and WHITE Christian on his mothers, he CANT BE the anti Christ who would fool the Jews into claiming he was their messiah. So when has Obama done any miracles??
January 9, 2008 at 11:54 pm
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February 6, 2008 at 7:39 am
The name “William Jefferson Clinton” adds up to 666 in both Hebrew and Greek, and I think Latin as well. In an interview he gave right before he left office, he was asked what he would do after being President. He replied that he wanted to be the Secretary General of the UN. Scary, huh?
February 8, 2008 at 6:10 pm
You Christians who say Obama is the socalled Antichrist better rethink your position.Many believe that in Rev 13 the antichrist will be fatally injured before Christ returns.Stop trying to predict who the antichrist is and start trying to be more like Christ”love thy neighbor”if some racist/apoclyptic nutjob tries to hurt Obama you’re all to blame,some think Muslims are terrorists,remember Timothy McVeigh?He called himselfChristian he justified his act by scripture.ask your pastor for guidance
February 11, 2008 at 3:57 am
Obama is a poser. If people would just read the books he wrote, they would see that. If after reading his books you still think he should be commander and chief the you need some serious mental help! He is and always will be a MUSLIM. How in the world can anyone in their right mind vote for someone so sneaky? He thinks he can just step into being the president without any accomplishments, without paying any dues? How dare he! I would really like to know how anyone could vote for someone who wants to get rid of minimum sentences, give illegals drivers licenses and a few other nonsense things? He has not once said what he would change except for blacks. He is not even really an african american. He is half white and born in Hawaii. He goes to an all black church to cover up his being a muslim. He belongs to black clubs and orgs. He voted no on 151 issues as he had no understanding of the issues.. He will bankrupt the country quicker then a blink of an eye. He had a slip of the tongue that i guess people didn’t hear, he said, “WE WILL TAKE OVER”..No one but blacks will ever benefit from his presidency. He will make sure whites never have power again, trust me. He has got to be the worst choice for a president ever. READ HIS BOOKS!!! Before you make a big big mistake! A WOLF IN SHEEPS CLOTHING!!! I truely believe anyone who votes for him is ignorant and illiterate!!!
February 11, 2008 at 9:19 am
barack h obama is related to osama bin ladin ya know. obama is the anti-christ. how can americans vote for a muslim after the 911 inncodent? this is a christian nation and obama wants to take that away from america, obama said this is no more a christian nation . then what nation is it? everything that is happening tells all in the king james version holy bible in revelations.obama is the anti-christ, he was born to do just what he was trained to do all his life, take over the most powerfull nation and make it vulnerable and weak for the biggest war of all time. i will note vote for a muslim due to disrespect to america and the families that lost loved ones in the 911 twin towers and flight 193 and pentagon. its a terrible shame that america is going to be in prison to the anti-christ obama. i hope there is going to be a christian assassinater. obama is the son of hell , the devil.
February 11, 2008 at 7:52 pm
The only thing numerology proves is that you’re an idiot. To see you people arguing about ancient superstition and attempting to apply it to modern day politics is nothing short of awe inspiring stupidity. Barack Obama has not done one thing that would lead any rational person to believe he’s a bad person. Your obsession with the “end times” is a dilusion that has obviously warped your ability to make a sound assesment about a person and our lives. Your primitive beliefs will eventually fade away through the centuries as you and your children pass away with no christ to whisk you away to heaven. All religions of the world are to eventually be considered a minor hiccup in the intellectual growth of our species.
February 11, 2008 at 8:52 pm
Orlando, did you even read my post?
February 11, 2008 at 11:33 pm
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February 12, 2008 at 5:37 am
oh s***! I’m sorry bro!
February 12, 2008 at 4:51 pm
Congratulations, you’ve stumbled upon a short AND reliable test for intelligence, humor and literacy-habits, all in one.
I’d ask for an autograph, but that could just be a sneaky attempt at gathering a personal artifact for working magick.
Every so often I’ve typed in the names of various up-and-coming personalities plus “antichrist”, just to see how many folks have transmogrified their political bents into pseudo-spiritual terms. (Easy to find in the US). Try Arnold Schwarzenegger, there have been some really far-out allegations about his anti-holiness, most dating back when to he was installed as governor in California. In fact, I think there have been a couple of attempts to keep up a few websites for an on-going “Anti-Christ watch”; some serious, some as serious as yours. This is a theme just begging for someone with a bit of imagination, persistence in research and production, plus cultural savvy, to create a website that taps into a very strong and reliable undercurrent of wierdness within the ocean of the Western World’s subconscious. Just reserve enough ad-space on the pages to make it pay for itself.
February 12, 2008 at 7:18 pm
Congratulations! You’ve just written the best comment I’ve had on this post so far!
You’re dead right. If I had Adsense on this page I could have retired by now…
February 12, 2008 at 11:11 pm
“Transmogrified.” The only place I’ve seen that word used is in Calvin & Hobbes. My favorite.
Does The Onion take unsolicited pieces?? You should try them, Iain.
February 12, 2008 at 11:11 pm
Whoops on the html. I’m not a pro.
February 12, 2008 at 11:45 pm
That’s alright. I fixed it.
I hate emotes. >
D’oh.
February 13, 2008 at 5:32 am
Nyah, can’t be Obama. Everyone knows it was Ronald (6) Wilson (6) Reagan (6). Obama must be Anti-Christ Jr. That must be why Obama has referenced Reagan in some of his speeches. It’s his father. Hey if ‘God’ can have a son in ‘Jesus’ why can’t the anti-christ ? Besides who better to follow Bush the younger than Reagan the younger err anti-christ jr … now if he’d stop being a democrat and start being a republican like reagan … s*** i’m confused but it all makes sense somehow somewhere
February 14, 2008 at 12:59 pm
Barack Obama is F****** KENYAN.
Kenya, if I know my geography correctly, IS NOT MIDDLE EASTERN.
February 14, 2008 at 2:05 pm
A salient point concisely expressed. Indeed, it is no more Middle Eastern than Wisconsin.
February 14, 2008 at 9:58 pm
bush is the anti christ his f****** you all up right now!!!! so watch out
February 15, 2008 at 7:52 pm
Actually, in numerology, Barack Hussein Obama’s birthdate 8-4-1961 = 11 which is a master number of one who is a visionary and very enlightened.
His name = 1, Natural leader, self-sufficient,
ambitious. Political leadership, celebrity, or small
business owner.
Add the birthdate and name, you get 3 which is a powerful number even in the Bible.
So much for the anti-christ theory.
February 16, 2008 at 2:17 am
Maybe an antichrist would be better than the loser christ. Two thousand years of bull***t. Let’s party!
February 17, 2008 at 12:56 am
Was trying to see if I could come up with a number 666 out of Obama, given his meteoric rise. Saw your site. Your math is off 171+111+100+6+1000 = 1388.
I bet you are laughing your head off cuz none checked it out! Also, changing 1101 to 111 is
rather arbitrary. Tried a few myself. Only thing that worked was using your method -
2008 United States Presidential Election Winner with 310 Electoral Vote (totals 3733).
Subtract Barack Hussein Obama (totals 1106)
Subtract his birth year (1961)
You get 666.
Somehow I think it will be easier - more like the saying on the pope’s sash.
February 19, 2008 at 2:02 pm
It’s so sad. It was politics that killed Jesus, and it’s politics that are causing people to not see what’s coming. Obama may or may not be the AntiChrist (We’ll soon find out), but, the world is ending, and it’s coming to an end quickly.
February 19, 2008 at 7:49 pm
I know you seem to be saying this “tongue-in-cheek” but in reality you’ve stumbled across a vital piece of evidence substantiating the point that we the righteous can easily recognize, that b. HUSSEIN Obama is indeed the dragon of Revelations, the Anti-Christ made flesh come to bring about the end of the world! The numbers don’t lie!
Revelations 13:4-6: “And they worshipped the dragon which gave power unto the beast: and they worshipped the beast, saying, Who is like unto the beast? who is able to make war with him? And there was given unto him a mouth speaking great things and blasphemies; and power was given unto him to continue forty and two months. And he opened his mouth in blasphemy against God, to blaspheme his name, and his tabernacle, and them that dwell in heaven.”
Praise Jesus!
February 21, 2008 at 7:09 am
The Anti-Christ has come and gone and is around us all the time. The last to come will be the Beast, introduced by the Dragon? They all have the number 666. We should look forward to the Lords time, 1000 years of peace among all earths creatures. Then judgement day!
February 21, 2008 at 10:50 pm
Ruth Calabria, Chairperson
We endorse Barack Obama as the next president of the United States.
This is the most important election America will ever have, possibly the last if Barack Obama is not elected.
The Evolutionary Party derives its politics from the equation for evolution shown on the flag that has been in the textbooks for the last eighty years. A mathematical elaboration of it supported by data ranging from chemical kinetics to the evening news indicates that our “war on terror” is slowly but surely escalating to World War III, a truly terrifying thought. For that reason we support Barack Obama, for he is the only real anti-war candidate.
Hillary? Before Hillary came Bill. Let us recall Bill Clinton and his lovely first lady with a clear eye. This all smiling couple sang their song of health care so sweetly to the public but delivered, not on an increase in medical protection, but an increase in prison building and in the number of police roaming the streets, federally paid, looking for a reason to hassle the public and put those who get annoyed rather than cowed into one of those new Clinton prisons. And we accepted it all because it came from such a nice American couple with such nice smiles. Hillary, show us that your showboat is something other than a total fake.
What the Clintons did very much pleased the conservatives, who believe in lock ‘em up law and order because our laws are made by and for the eternal betterment of the moneyed class in America. What the Clintons did took America to the highest per-capita prison population in the world, a statistic historically associated with police states like Stalinist Russia and apartheid South Africa. No, the Evolutionary Party is not saying that America is a police state, if it were, you’d have heard about it on the evening news.
The Clinton presidency also ended social protection for out of work people, again quite pleasing the conservatives. The Clintons ended Lyndon Baines Johnson’s war on poverty and put all the homeless people you don’t see on TV onto the streets of Las Vegas and Sacramento where they are as thick as flies and can’t be missed unless you are blind. As some in the media actually are. Have you ever noticed Carol Costello’s eyes? Right out of the Stepford Wives. She is blind. You are sure of that by what she and the rest of the show your tits newscasters don’t say. Nothing that you actually see on the streets of America and on its busses and in its workplaces is ever talked about on TV.
And you have to wonder who Carole is banging for in the front office. We are not picking on her for that reason, though. Working women all across America have to fuck for their bosses, one way or another, to get ahead in life. So it is very unlikely that Carole is alone as a CNN down on her knees newscastrix. No, we are picking on Carole and on Anderson and on the rest of the well paid greasy mouths on TV for not seeing the more stark realities we lesser people have to live with.
And to all you middle class who don’t care if the Clintons brought us the hoards of homeless beggars that don’t exist in your life, don’t turn your head so soon. It could be you and your family next. Either as one of the homeless, when the economic realities of our trillion dollar war rob you of your job and retirement savings when the market crashes. Or as a victim of the homeless when their rage at being kicked by the police on top of being starved reaches the mass murder point. As it has in a number of other sectors in America where control is abusive, as at work and in our well policed schools.
On a lighter note, Hillary does have a few things she can be proud of. She is a most talented actress and a profoundly adept social climber, our American Evita. But whatever Hillary’s personal accomplishments, she is never going to go against the wishes of the money class that created her and Bill and supported them as their adorable political puppets. Hillary would not show her tax returns, as Obama asked, because they would show the largess showered on the Clintons by the moneyed class. No, Hillary is not going to stop this war, whatever she may say to get elected and star her next movie: Figurehead President II.
Of course, there are those of you that think that Hillary would never lie to us. Bill said he would never lie to us. And he said it so well that I yet don’t believe he lied to us about Monica. Monica who? That is how good an actor Bill is. He’s even a better actor than Brad Pitt. One night Bill crawled into Angelina’s bedroom in Beverly Hills with a cigar in his mouth. Hey, Angelina, he said, my wife’s going to run for president this year. Open your legs and give us your vote. Pass the popcorn, please. It’ll be another four years of that movie, but with Hillary smoking the cigar.
Of course, transgressions are relative. Who is not totally revulsed by the smell of a public rest room fused to the Bible squeezing, boy hustling conservative senator from Idaho? Nobody has caught Bill at that yet. Still, what character is there in a first family when the head of the most powerful nation on earth sticks a penile object, not even his own, up some college kid’s vagina? If this were a movie, would they play the Star Spangled Banner during this scene?
And doesn’t it make you wonder about the guy’s wife? Does any sane female over the age of 22 really think Hillary felt bad about Bill and Monica? Behind all the media hype that protects those who help control the little people, you have to wonder:
A.) Is Hillary is lesbian, a married one, not that unusual in modern America. If Hillary was mad about anything with Monica, it was that she didn’t get a shot at her too. Watch one of Hillary’s lovers surface soon to clarify her tastes as to penile object.
B.) The smiling Clintons are so phony and so slimy underneath that one would not be surprised to find that the inarguably unconfident and possibly mildly retarded Chelsea Clinton was the product of her pervert parents abusing her when she was four years old, the age she seems to be stuck in. Certainly there is as much truth in this outrageous conjecture as the Clintons being good people because they go to church on Sunday. No, what the Clintons are is not good, but likable. Likable is a banana split. You just like how it tastes. You don’t need a reason. The Clintons are an imitation banana split, very likeable, like artificial sweetener that causes cancer eight years down the line.
You can trust what a Clinton says like you can trust what a Bush says. That whole family, George I, George II, Lady Barbara and Lady Laura, are all great actors too. And isn’t it interesting that the Bush daughters, Jenna and what’s her name, are as unconfident and inept as Chelsea. Makes you wonder if Bush uses a cigar too. But on Lady Laura, the Virgin Mary of conservatives?
True, this skit by the one writer’s guild writer who didn’t get rehired is a bit insane. But there are a lot of people around today that are actually insane, not the least of whom are the conservatives, all of which are unbalanced emotionally because of their castration in childhood from the pains of physical punishment and strict obedience. They are inherently defective however much their endless charades from Senate podiums and on Fox News try to hide it. And dangerous when they have weapons in their grasp.
If you want the war and the police state to end, vote for Barack Obama. Not for Hillary, who is so self-serving and devious that you wouldn’t be surprised if she teamed up with Huckabee as VP on a national reconciliation ticket. Or some such curve ball the moneyed class would use to block Obama from getting in and ending our descent into irreversible totalitarianism and worldwide war. Hopefully Obama will not be removed by assassination.
Who are we to say such dark things?
http://www.matrix-evolutions.com
February 22, 2008 at 5:32 am
McCain vs Obama. Who would Osama vote for?
February 23, 2008 at 6:53 am
Obama is a muslim so Osama would vote for that obama !!
February 25, 2008 at 3:31 pm
look the beast is not a beast its a system .. america is the beast .. who is like america who can make war with america more than likly clintons is the antichrist that was slain and will be raised again in their political power .. isnt t obvious that alot of people in this world have fallen away from God .. that is the exact state that this world will need to be in for the antichrist to take over .. god has slowly been takin away from this world and now we are all messed up and crazy and praying for peace when there wont be any casue that is what the antichrist will be promissing .. and for people that doubt it good for them, thats the whole purpous of satan coming to take his people that dont want to go to heaven anyways so why should we force them into wanting something they dont understand or want … the messed up thing is when it all goes down and satan shows his signs and wonders the ones that dont know the truth about it all will think he is God and will follow him omg why would u be so delusioned
February 26, 2008 at 4:44 am
{me} where is numerology in that? just about every ones name can be calculated into 666 that is in numerology there for trust no man .
February 26, 2008 at 7:16 am
Americans can be such assholes
February 26, 2008 at 9:38 pm
Kenya is NOT the middle east BUT it IS in the upper region of Africa towards the middle east.
So if someone does physically injure him and he magically heals then i’m gonna be creeped out haha
I dont know how people can trust him though…he has the most empty, shark like eyes. And people obsess over him with no good reason too. HE HASNT DONE ANYTHING!!!!
Not to mention the not covering his heart with his hand or saying the pledge.
If you are going to lead this country then you should show your damn support for it, even during screwed up times like this.
A vote for Obama is a vote for the antichrist.
February 27, 2008 at 5:10 pm
I also think that all of you have a distorted view of what the number of the beast actually is. Lets take a look at what the scripture says.
Rev. 13:17-18 reads, ” And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the NAME of the beast, or the NUMBER OF HIS NAME. Here is wisdom. Let him who hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six.”
Now what does that mean? The beast will come and try to appeal to not just a few people, but all of the world, in order to have the whole world worship him. In order to do that, he will have more than one name. He will have 666 different names, all which appeal to different people. I highly doubt that you can calculate the number of the beast by associating letters with numbers. Notice the scripture reads, “Let him who hath understanding COUNT the number of the beast”
Whom among you understands?
February 27, 2008 at 5:34 pm
Again, forgive the pen name in the above comment…
Satan’s doings I’m sure…
February 27, 2008 at 10:30 pm
f*** it.
i’m the antichrist. i bet if you did this with my name and birthday it would work as well
hell my sister, neighbor, bus driver and my dog are the antichrists too.
February 29, 2008 at 2:43 am
I just added the number of letters in my first, middle and last name and got 566. I added 100 to this and got 666. Oh My God, I’m the anti-christ!
February 29, 2008 at 11:50 pm
((do not be a fool jjay69 69)) i added my name the other day it came to 669. as i was stating yesterday just about anything can be translated to 666 sorry people!! your wrong again keep your eyes and ears sharp like a rodent
it could be one or the other { prince charles,,?? obama..???? } but who?? here calculate your name and prince charles . if i were you guys i would research this (prince guy}??!! mysterious}} just leave my name in parenthesis if a comment is emplied towards me
its self expalatory a =1 b = 2 ect…………
a-1 p
b-2 r
c-3 i
d-4 n
e-5 c
f-6 e
g-7 c
h-8 h
i-9 c
j-10 h
k-20 a
l-30 r
m40 l
n-50 e
o-60 s
p-70 o
q-80 f
r-90 w
s-100 a
t-200 l
u-300 e
v-400 s
w-z-0
March 1, 2008 at 9:26 pm
too much ado about nothing!
March 2, 2008 at 5:43 pm
Barack
2-1-18-1-3-11
Multiplied Out = 1188/6 = 198 Divisible by 6
Hussein
8-21-19-19-5-9-14
Multiplied Out = 38208240/6 = 6368040 Divisible by 6
Obama
15-2-1-13-1
Multiplied Out = 390/6 = 65 Divisible by 6
Each word of his name is divisible by 6.
Barack Hussien Obama
6 6 6
March 5, 2008 at 4:07 am
I needed that laugh, serves me right for even looking at something that talked about numerology… that doesn’t mean he (Obama) isn’t the Antichrist, as he sure is acting like him… but I get the impression the Antichrist will be from Europe or the Middle East, many think he will be a Jew. Irregardless, it won’t be too long before we know for sure.
March 6, 2008 at 8:42 pm
Naw, man your going about it all wrong. Numerology sets values very strictly when translating from the alphabet like so:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
a b c d e f g h i
j k l m n o p q r
s t u v w x y z
March 10, 2008 at 5:47 am
Uh, the only “beast-like” behavior I’ve seen has been from Hillary and some of her constituents. Obama is LEGEND. A natural born leader with instinct, intuition, wisdom, inspiration, and courage. He’s cool.
March 10, 2008 at 6:09 am
I just did Obama’s numerology. His birthdate (8/4/1961) 8+4+1+9+6+1=29, then 2+9=11 shows he is an 11, which is a MASTER number, which means he is a Master Teacher, inspirational, prophetic. Then, if you add the vowels of his name, you get “Soul Urge” which calculates to 9, and this means he is incredibly highly evolved spiritual being, humanitarian, sharp intuition, and keen analytical skills. I don’t know which numerology websites you use, but I use http://www.numerologist.com to get my results. Blair Gorman is a master numerologist and has been doing this and writing books on it for years. But I’m glad you posted all that stuff on him because it made me so skeptical I had to go calculate it for myself. And since I’ve done that, it only adds more validation my previous comment that Obama is LEGEND.
March 11, 2008 at 5:46 pm
It’s legion, not legend. Going to be satiric, at least get your biblical quotes correct.
liberals spells brailles. No wonder they are so blind.
March 18, 2008 at 7:35 pm
redo your math 1000+171+111
+100+6 does not =1288 it =1388
March 18, 2008 at 7:41 pm
am i the only one who really added it all up o what?
if u do it the way he says obama number is 566 not 666 try adding it again
March 21, 2008 at 12:59 am
I don’t like Obama’s “keep fighting in Afghanistan” policy proposal (especially since he has not described goalposts/end conditions for that war), but I don’t think he’s the Anti-Christ.
I think the CHURCH is actually the Anti-Christ.
March 22, 2008 at 1:41 am
Where does the number 23 fit into all of this?
March 23, 2008 at 3:28 am
Hello Iain,
Great job here. Just wondering, for the sake of measurement, how many page views you’ve gotten.
Thanks
March 24, 2008 at 11:03 am
Hey Chester,
Well, last month my total page views (mostly for this page) was 17,524. This month so far it’s 10,466.
Oh, and a quick note to all of you again, just to clarify; yes, I know that it doesn’t all check out number-wise. I even ignored a o hundreds digit for no good reason in the original explanation. It was meant to be ridiculous. I am gently poking fun at the way some people embark on this sort of nonsense.
My WHOLE POINT with this was to show what crazy lengths some people will go to to prove their case. You can turn ANYTHING into proof if you try hard enough.
The only thing Numerology proves is that people are willing to go to any lengths to justify their own prejudices, even to the point of mixing Christianity with paganism and divination.
I like Obama. I don’t like End Times name- and date-calling. I like Christianity. I don’t like what some Christians twist it into.
March 24, 2008 at 6:53 pm
hey! while you theory may be correct. No one know who the anti-christ is until God reveals it to us. BUT you must believe you gut feeling and i do believe that he has a very good resume to be the anti-christ. please note…what realyl has he accomplished and why do people love him so much. and the media even has his back 100%. what are we coming to?? send me your email address i have something very you will find interesting, concerning the “Peace Summit”. i’m sure you will enjoy this! :]
–tia
March 24, 2008 at 8:56 pm
The election will take place in 2008.
Subtract 1342 and you get 666.
This prove that your logic works. Don’t you think?
March 24, 2008 at 9:49 pm
AAAAARGH!! How many more times?? It’s NOT my theory! It’s NOT my logic! It’s NOT my gut feeling! I think it’s nonsense! I’m being facetious!
March 25, 2008 at 1:40 pm
this is the most ridiculous conclusion I have ever encountered in my life. You cannot just add a bunch of random things together and decide that this justifies your theory. There are plenty of other people that have the same sentiments about Obama but at least they have semiplausable reasons.
March 25, 2008 at 2:06 pm
Brittany, I couldn’t agree more! It IS ridiculous. That’s my whole point!! You’re right; you cannot just add a bunch of random things together and decide that this justifies your theory. It doesn’t. I am poking fun at the kinds of people who DO, but it appears I’ve inadvertantly been labelled among them.
Does anybody read my responses carefully?
Anyone….?
…Bueller…..?
March 26, 2008 at 3:39 pm
How can anyone anywhere in the world have any respect for Americans if they see these comments? Are we really so extreme as this? It’s obvious that your original post was satirical, but apparently, nobody’s really reading it with an open mind. What is to become of us all? In the words of Lord Byron, “It is, at present, a sad jar of atoms.”
March 26, 2008 at 4:31 pm
Brigitta: How indeed? It may be obvious to you, but not to some of the Eschatological wingnuts who are landing on this page who read the title and nothing more, assume they know what I’ve been saying and then leave some ignorant comment.
Even better are the ones who link to my page, clearly thinking I’m serious.
It would be funny if it wasn’t so sad.
March 28, 2008 at 11:00 pm
Hi,
You are all wrong.
The right calculation is:
Take 666 subtract nothing, add nothing, multiply by 1 and divide by 1 and you get 666 which proves that your dog is the antichrist, if you do not have a dog then it is your cat.
March 29, 2008 at 1:51 am
Andre’,
You are a genius! Why the heck didn’t you post this on Feb 19 at 4:41pm. I just sat here like a ding-bat and read the entire thing just to see where it would end up. Shucks…. I missed Ghost Whisperer and House. I think I will go take my 666 Maximum Strength Cold medicine (really and truly) and go to bed. Thanks for the laugh!
April 10, 2008 at 4:54 am
let’s not forget that 1954 is also the year that isreal became a self governing nation again
April 16, 2008 at 11:12 pm
I think that u are a bright human being. i also think that that was well played, but for some reason since i firlt saw that guy i thought he was an evil bastard and i still do. let me add i do not think he is the antichrist i am also not a christian but seariously something is wrong with this guy
April 19, 2008 at 1:42 pm
Wrong! You’re all wrong! The Antichrist is supposed to be Jewish, because we all know that Jesus wasn’t a Jew and the only logical opposite of him is a Jew! Obama has been accused of many things, including being an elitist Secret Muslim, but never…ever…of being Jewish (The Horror!)
He also doesn’t always say the right things with that silver forked tongue of his. The Antichrist would never fumble and tell a crowd that their bitterness was why they clung to guns and religion! He would know very well that they might shoot him and pray about it for insinuating such nonsense.
Now then, the real identity of the Antichrist can only be one person. John Stewart. I can’t figure out a way to make his name or birthday into 666 but personally, I think that’s just getting a bit too silly anyway and this is serious stuff. People like John Stewart. He has a certain way of speaking that always seems funny, entertaining, and thought provoking. Many people around him have become powerful cultural icons (Stephen Colbert, Steve Carrel, the chubby guy who plays PC on the Mac commercials, and keep an eye on John Oliver). He has a huge following that he quietly spreads leftist ideology to (which will eventually kill us all), and yet they still love him. Even my father, a 60+ year-old white Republican with a gun collection, likes John Stewart. He just has that effect on people. You all can play with your numbers if you want, but I will be keeping my eye on John Stewart. Monday through Thursday at 11pm on Comedy Central. And I’ll be watching Colbert afterward…just in case.
April 21, 2008 at 11:30 pm
Brian, that’s hilarious!! Even John McCain likes Jon Stewart. Hmm…
May 5, 2008 at 9:02 am
Barack Hussein Obama . count the letters …18 divide by 3 = 6…
666 uh oh
May 24, 2008 at 2:02 am
personally i think that anyone can play with numbers and think that they are predicting the future. the more you read into the numbers game, the more paranoid you get. im sure you could find something wrong with my name, but does that make me the anti-christ?
May 26, 2008 at 10:09 pm
666 is the number of man.
We are in the time of the gentiles and the last of the seven churches.
I’m not saying Obama’ is the Anti-Christ.
May 29, 2008 at 11:19 pm
ITS VERY VERY POSSIBLE THAT SENATOR BARACK OBAMA IS THE ANTI-CHRIST WITH THE MARK OF THE BEAST!!!!!!!!!!
YES! YES! YES!
I BELIEVE THAT SEN. BARACK OBAMA IS THE ANTI-CHRIST THAT THE BIBLE TELLS US ABOUT BECAUSE:
1. IF WE ADD UP THE LETTERS IN HIS
FIRST, MIDDLE & LAST NAME, WE
WILL GET 666 IF WE USE SOME
UNDERSTANDING!
**SO HERE IS THE FORMULA:
HIS FIRST NAME IS BARACK
HIS MIDDLE NAME IS HUSSEIN
HIS LAST NAME IS OBAMA
BARACK HAS———-6 LETTERS
HUSSEIN HAS———7 LETTERS
OBAMA HAS———–5 LETTERS
NOW 6 PLUS 7 PLUS 5 EQUALS 18.
AND IF WE BREAK DOWN THE NUMBER
18, WE WILL GET 6 PLUS 6 PLUS 6.
AND 666 IS THE MARK OF THE BEAST!
2. ANOTHER REASON THAT I BELIEVE THAT
SEN. BARACK OBAMA IS THE ANTI-
CHRIST IS BECAUSE HE LIVES IN AND
HAS WORKED IN CHICAGO, ILLINOIS.
AND THE ZIP CODE IN CHICAGO, ILLINOIS
IS 60606.
AND IF WE TAKE OUT THE TWO ZEROS
IN THIS ZIP CODE WE WILL GET 666 AGAIN!
AND 666 IS THE MARK OF THE BEAST!
3. THE THIRD REASON I BELIEVE THAT
SEN. BARACK OBAMA IS THE ANTI-CHRIST
IS BECAUSE ONCE AGAIN HE
LIVES IN CHICAGO, ILLINOIS AND THE
FIRST THREE DIGITS OF PHONE
NUMBERS THEIR ARE 666.
SO IF YOU DIAL 1 + AREA CODE (312)+
666 AND THEN THE LAST FOUR DIGITS
OF SOME PHONE NUMBERS THERE,
YOU WILL REACH A PHONE NUMBER IN
THE SAME CITY AND STATE THAT
SEN. BARACK OBAMA LIVES IN! BECAUSE
THE TELEPHONE NUMBERS THERE
BEGIN WITH 666.
AND REMEMBER THAT 666 IS THE MARK
OF THE BEAST!
NOW THE FOURTH REASON THAT I
BELIEVE THAT SEN. BARACK OBAMA IS
THE ANTI-CHRIST THAT THE BIBLE
TELLS US ABOUT IS BECAUSE HIS
OFFICE OR CAMPAIGN PHONE NUMBER
FOR VOTERS TO CALL OR FOR PEOPLE
TO CALL WHO HAVE QUESTIONS ABOUT
VOTING IS: 1-866-675-2008.
THIS IS A TOLL-FREE NUMBER BUT
IT STILL HAS THE NUMBER 666 IN IT!
AND 666 IS THE MARK OF THE BEAST!
SO PLEASE PLEASE BEWARE OF THE
MAN NAMED SEN. BARACK OBAMA!
DO NOT VOTE FOR HIM, DO NOT
WORSHIP HIM AND DO NOT TAKE HIS
MARK! BECAUSE HIS MARK IS 666!
FROM: THE PERSON THAT STUDIES THE
END TIME A LOT.
P.S. PLEASE EMAIL ME AT:
owens_ruben@yahoo.com
SO THAT I CAN ANSWER ANY OF YOUR
QUESTIONS, COMMENTS OR CONCERNS
ABOUT THE END TIME, THE WARS, THE
RAPTURE, THE BEAST OR THE ANTI-CHRIST!
June 6, 2008 at 8:11 pm
By that reasoning…..poppycock! The letters have to do with the accumulation of his name in Hebrew, which is aslo used for numeric values.
June 11, 2008 at 4:51 pm
Bush can’t be the anti-christ. When the anti-christ comes around, everyone is supposed to like him and only true believers in Christ will not.
So…everyone and their mother is drooling over obama (I still can’t see why, he’s a good speaker big deal. But then again so was HITLER!)
Which further proves that he’s the anti-christ
June 20, 2008 at 9:53 pm
Iain,
You seem to be regretting posting this particular blog, and I’m assuming that was the reason you felt a disclaimer neseccary. THANK YOU for being one of the first to address the issue and fear of Obama becoming the AntiChrist. In Mr. Truthful’s post, he shows 6+7+5=18, with a divisor of 6, but 6*7-5=37. Can anyone find a relevant connection between 37 and Obama as the devil in the flesh? No amount of word scrambling, astrology, and gut feelings could convince a rational person of this.
Being serious, whoever the AntiChrist may be, Christians need not be worried. Jesus has got you covered.
June 25, 2008 at 1:47 am
How many more variables will they add or subtract to the equation to come up with 666. This is ridiculous. One more push by the “Rapture” to bring about the Armageddon. If anyone is the anti-Christ, if people must have someone to blame all their ill ways of treating others, it would George Bush, and his favorite demon Chaney. If they want to see pure evil, they need look no farther than those two and the entire administration. Those two remind me of the worm at the bottom of a mescal tequila bottle, and just as maniacal. I know numerology and by the standards that have been taught to me and to my ancestors for 1000’s of years, his name does not equal anywhere near 666. In fact I come up with 9+5+5 for his first, second and last name. = 19 = 1+9= 10. Which is considered to be a perfect number by many cultures including Christianity. In my book, if you think his name is equal to 666, then do I have a piece of property I want to sale you on the moon. Lakefront property, large corner lot, 18 bedroom home with 15 bathrooms and 10 kitchens. Man you are gonna love this place!
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