After a long blogging hibernation, I felt I had to share this one with you all. I was listening to a podcast from my sister-in-law’s church in Charlotte NC when this story was told, which originated from her husband. I laughed very loudly and publicly when I heard it and I’m still giggling now…
There’s a youth pastor who’s gone to a pentecostal church event in Georgia. This youth pastor is particularly hefty. Just a really big guy. Anyway, the meeting is progressing as one would expect. Towards the end of the meeting, things are starting to heat up a bit and people are praying and casting out spirits and all sorts. One woman in particular is getting right into this. She’s calling out spirits and demons left, right and centre.
She walks up to the very large youth pastor and says, “Spirit of obesity, in the name of Jesus, I command you to come out right now!”
The youth pastor (a particularly sharp witted guy) puts on a demonic, raspy voice and says…
“I will for a cookie!”
1 Comment
May 22, 2009 at 5:34 pm
lmao ~ I love pastors with a sense of humour. My favourite (lifechurch.tv’s) really rags that cats are from the devil – to my undying amusement