Yes, indeedy! Vista is here! Gasp at its incredible new voice-recognition feature!
Welcome to the future! Gurgle hindsight at trunk happiness sit!
Once again, the voice-recognition hoverboard fails to float. In fact, strangely enough, the only time this particular hoverboard has floated to any great extent was about 13 years ago on the mac. Admittedly, the functionality was basic, but at least when you asked your computer to do something, it did it.
Mind you, as a PC owner running any kind of Microsoft software in Windows you should be quite used to things working not very well, if at all. I’ll stick to OS X Tiger if it’s all the same to you…